whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like
drax discovering that gamora is not, in fact, a sex worker. drax apologizing deeply for calling her “whore.” drax going on to hurriedly explain that on his world, sex workers are revered, highly respected, and trained in multiple martial arts. drax apologizing. he meant no insult and he really is very sorry
#i’ve seen so much criticism for the whore comment#but drax wouldn’t call her a whore if he didn’t get that from somewhere#i.e. the guys in the prison calling her a whore#and him thinking they meant it literally#not ONCE did he be like ‘ugh wtf i cannot be close 2 this PROSTI get her ouT OF HERE gross’#he was like ‘AH YES THIS SEX WORKER IS SPIRITED AND A GIFTED WARRIOR! I LIKE HER!’#and that says a lot more about his character than the whore comment frankly
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
girls don’t want boys girls want deaf clint barton to be incorporated into the mcu