mollyjames:

There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn’t disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It’s like their version of the dvd screensaver.

charlottan:

charlottan:

bro the hoes are lamenting your fall from grace

the hoes are dragging the corpse of your legacy forward

the-phantom-peach:

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

chinese mantou (steamd bread or buns) be like

punished-banderite:

ozarkanairman:

tentacion2099:

Broke: America is the modern incarnation of rome

Woke: America is the return of the great khan

mcapriglione-art:

what do you want!!!!!!!!

s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69:

• makkon

sapphic-violets-ink:

catchymemes:

predstrogen:

eternally true

catchymemes:

navigatorwrongway:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

tasmanianstripes:

sailorcuba:

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

cvberitual:

bettedavisgf:

i love catching the occasional glimpse of an iceberg of booktok drama that i will never understand ❤️

Booktoker?

guidancerune:

guidancerune:

saluteofthejugger:

guidancerune:

people on tumblr love adding “this is the funniest comment ive ever read” “every part of this image hits like a truck” “okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)” in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

wtf